Slopposaurus Rex

An extreme name for a person of the sloppy nature. Originating in the late 90's, it has traveled to the homes of many families, with sloppy members.

This is also a name for a girl with the following characteristics:
-Walks around without pants
-Gets drunk off two beers
-Terrible musical taste

Man! Did you see (Miley Cyrus, Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Caitlin Lightner, Sienna Miller, Nicole Richie, etc...) last night? She was so drunk! She was acting like a real Slopposaurus Rex.

by Margie Hamilton May 30, 2010

swagasaurus rex

to have out of this world swag! to be a living legend!

did you see how Nate owned the whole room last night? he is a SWAGASAURUS REX

by Nate m f'in Henry January 19, 2010

Fap-a-saurus Rex

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.

Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

sassosaurus rex

an overtly sassy dinosaur with thunderthighs. Known to create drama amongst the other happy little herbavours. Unlike most dinosaurs of its era, the sassosaurus feeds off the angst and misery of its prey, as it shoots dagger glares and bitchy remarks at the weakest unsuspecting of the already emotionally unstable teenage dino population. Well known by paleontologists as the bitchiest of all dinosaurs. Modern female is said to have evolved from the sassosaurus.

look at those thunderthighs! she must be a sassosaurus rex!

by victim of the sassosaurus rex May 19, 2010

Swervasaurus Rex

1. When one is intoxicated to the point that they begin staggering and swerving from side to side imitating sounds they believe might have come from a dinosaur.

2. When a man get so much pussy that he can be likened to a predatory dinosaur on the hunt for cunt.

- My Bro was so wasted last night that he turned into a Swervasaurus Rex.

Q: Jake has slept with a different chick like every night this week hasn't he?
A: Yeah man, he is a total Swervasaurus Rex!

by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

Fail-O-Saurus Rex

A dinosaur that projects a colossal amount of fail unto anyone who comes in contact with it.

Person 1: What the hell is this dinosaur supposed to be?
Person 2: Well that's a fail-o-saurus rex, bro.
Person 1: Well why the hell is it in my YuGiOh deck? This is not a real card.
Person 2: Too bad, bro. You take the card out, you will lose all of your future duels. The fail-o-saurus rex is irremovable.

by locheland December 18, 2009

No Sex T-Rex

When laying in bed with someone, facing one another, it is the awkward positioning of one's interior arm (resembling the arm of a T-Rex) which often prevents two people from getting as close as possible.

I wish I could get closer, but I've got the No Sex T-Rex arm goin' on. Maybe we could just spoon?

by bunnyblade October 18, 2010