Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman

"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"

by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Yo,how about this, the quarter pounder in

Burger King, if you hungry.

by ZPY March 20, 2020

by hughjaince March 19, 2023

A very large joint assembled using 4 ounces of marijuana (quarter pound) and multiple Zig Zag rolling papers (Z's).

Is Harold's house on fire!?!

Nah, they're just smoking a quarter pounder with Z's.

by fmitga May 17, 2023

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024