Queen Elizabeth II

She's a real cunt and a bitch, if you know what I mean.

God save the Queen, she aint no human bein

queen elizabeth ii is a spoiled brat

by Holden M Caulfield June 26, 2018

Queen Elizabeth II

Fucking dead

Lizzie’s in a box, in a box, Lizzie’s in a box!

Josh: Hey did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died!
Tammy: Hell yeah!

by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU September 19, 2022

Queen Elizabeth Islands

A lonely, desolate, edge of the world, bum-fuck middle of nowhere group of islands north of Canada where a couple underpaid scientists conduct meaningless environmental research.

Ignorant Friend: Dude, north of Canada is the North Pole and Santa and all that shit right?

You: No, there's a bunch of mountainous, incredibly cold islands just above it. They're called the Queen Elizabeth Islands, and my dad says it's easier to live in Detroit than it is there.

Recently-Enlightened Friend: Damn. How does he know?

You: He went to college for "Environmental Problems", only got an associate's degree, and he was exiled there.

by Lord of Ballyhoo September 26, 2011

Queen Elizabeth's jig

When you shit in the shower and stomp the movement down the drain.

I was doing my squats in the shower this morning, accidently shit myself and had to give it a queen Elizabeth's jig.

by Danny nolan May 10, 2021

Queen Elizabeth II

A former monarch of the UK, whom god couldn't save.

Rip Queen Elizabeth II 😟😟😭😭😭🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

by A really big weirdo September 12, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II

The longest reigning monarch of all of Britain

When King George Vi died, Queen Elizabeth II became queen in 1952.

by Loremipsum0405pb September 26, 2022

The Queen Elizabeth Principle

Queen Elizabeth's dick grows for every year she lives, amounting to miles in 2021.

"The Queen Elizabeth Principle is true! She crashed our party yesterday and fucked us all with her 95 inches!"

by Lizbethianolgist May 8, 2021