pied pipper of manhatten

A pedo who uses an old captain crunch whistle to signal all the little boys of the town. It has been rummored that the pied piper of manhatten is known for giving energy massages to youthful boys in the nude.

Steve jobs spent the night blowing his old captain crunch whistle. All the little boys of manhattens 2600 group flocked to him for energy massages. He is the pied pipper of manhatten mang.

by plxmang December 23, 2011

pyedog

A really beautiful girl who is smart and fun

She is such a pyedog!

by jimdog November 20, 2013

piedpiperrr

Some British person who does really cool Bungou Stray Dogs fanart on Tiktok

Person A: Hey, do you follow @piedpiperrr on TikTok?

Person B: Of course I do! Her art is poggers!

by deepest_strawberry_moon March 22, 2021

The Pied Pussy

A girl who is so good in bed that men will follow her anywhere and do whatever she asks.

Dang. Ed follows Maria around like she's The Pied Pussy. He left us at the bar last night because she called.

by The Professorial One September 9, 2011

The Pied Snatcher of Devon

Like the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but more predatory. The Pied Snatcher of Devon targets male virgins and deflowers them in hay fields in the South West of England. Feeds on cheese, various hams and cocktail sausages.

'Mummy, can I have a fairy story before bedtime tonight?'
'Of course, dear. Let me tell you the tale of The Pied Snatcher of Devon. Once upon a time...'

by Kate The Tank March 5, 2019

Pied up

When someone gets "tried" or "ranked on".

child 1: damn dawg, you suck at playing the guitar. (directed to child 2)

random child from across the room: PIED UP!

child 2: =(

by niggacheese42069 September 22, 2010

Piedmont

A small town adjacent to Oakland which is known for being mainly white with other minority groups sprinkled in. The majority of its residents are upper middle class or wealthier and the children of Piedmont are either enrolled in its "very good" public school system or attend immensely expensive private schools in the immediate Bay Area. But, it's worth noting that this town is not full of typical all-American families. Most people are liberal and most of the children indulge in dubious behavior to which their parents are oblivious to, especially because mansions are pretty big and the parents are generally too busy making money to raise their children properly.

Kid #1: Where is Katie from?
Kid #2: She's from Piedmont.
Kid #1: We should kidnap her and hold her for ransom then.
Kid #2: I don't think her parents would notice.

by take_the_scenic_route January 16, 2007