punctufascist

Anyone who regards text grammar, spelling, and punctuation as the most important thing facing the world today. Is prepared to flame obsessively in perfect English to hammer home this obvious and sacred truth.

Tends to use a lot of full stops, and is never caught typing in lowercase, even when begging for tissue paper to soak up the torrent of blood seeping from a gigantic hole in his chest inflicted by an exasperated dude with a chainsaw.

"u gta leave rite now. ur m8 mikeys been hit by a car and hes bein rushed 2 intensive care. ill ring when i got a second" - Friend texting

"His name is spelt Michael. Even an idiot would know that." - Punctufascist texting

by Isacki September 14, 2009

slow puncture

another way for people of the black culture to describe the HIV virus "chivey"

wena nhlanhla, umfana has eh slow puncture

by willybombilly March 10, 2008

Punctuflation

Punctuation inflation. A persistent rise in the number of exclamation marks needed to punctuate a sentence as a consequence of the eroding value of exclamation marks due to rampant over-use.

Person A: I'm excited!
Person B: u don't seem excited.
Person A: I'm really excited!!!!!
Person B: are u sure?
Person A: YEAH, I'm TOTALLY excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person B: Ok, cool. Just making sure.
Person A: man, this punctuflation is killing me-- i remember when it only took one ! to be excited.

by Lem McAces March 19, 2011

Punctuwasted

When one is possessed to use unnecessary punctuation at a belligerent rate.

I felt the copyriter was Punctuwasted when I read his copy: "the people were happy—but—when it came time—to accept the cows; Maudril, "The Wizard" appeared…with great "anger," and "ill will."

or

“Personal Safety”; 6 p.m.:

by boarker September 3, 2013

Punctuality

The practice/habit of being punctual/on time.

When it comes to her job, punctuality is very important to her.

by Maya_miele_nyc November 26, 2019

Punctuaitor

A kid who wants to be a period, question mark, exclamation point, comma, apostrophe, hyphen, etc. when he or she grows up.

She wants to be a Punctuaitor.

Good work Punctuaitor.
Mom!! A Punctuaitor stole my paper!!

by aesthetic.eggo.sunflower July 1, 2020

dumbshit punctuation

When someone uses exclaimation points after every sentence in their writing, usually someone too dumb to know how to use proper punctuation

Teacher: I couldn't read your paper because there was too much dumbshit punctuation.

by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011