Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

pumpernickel

An ugly prostitute thats about her bread

Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,

She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.

by Greeen.T December 16, 2015

Pumpernickel Bread

code for "lesbian intercourse"

(can also reference prostitution)

"I love pumpernickel bread!"

by shannontoy111 May 30, 2018

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".

*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019