Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

by The Dogg August 12, 2014

three pump dump

When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load

Ben is a three pump dump man.

by Scoobman July 16, 2006

one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.

Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."

by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019

Two Pump Dump

One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.

Typically one who remains abstinent.

Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"

by Nash Carlton January 16, 2017

Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020

Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019

Pump and Dump

When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.

Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.

by DogeRager January 30, 2021