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Astral Projaculated

Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection

The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).

(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")
Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."

Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011
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perculate

the growling and gas build-up in one's guts prior to needing to take a huge or greesy shit.
Dude, I gotta get home. I'm startin' to perculate!!
by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
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Pusculate

Verb, meaning to spew pus
The wound looked as though it would pusculate at any moment.
by Jayde August 27, 2004
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perculate

yo im bout to get this perculated uo in here
by daknelia January 14, 2006
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Perculate

Stoner 1: "Dude your bong perculates so loud!"

Stoner 2: "I know its awesome!" (takes hit)
by The_Man_With_Stuff September 14, 2011
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plopulate

I have no idea when the project will be done, but management wants a timeline, so I'm going to go plopulate a schedule.
... or...
I know my conclusion is correct, I just need to plopulate some data to support it.
by kaddim May 12, 2010
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Podulate

The act, unsanctioned by Christianity, of engaging in deep contact with those of the podular kind. Refers to multifaceted thought layers surround the design of and spiritual connection with the SpaceX Hyperloop Pod Competition II: near-vacuum boogaloo.

As a noun: the school of thought founded in early 2007 by Grand Master Noymer.
Well, it depends on the, it's like if you went to great lengths to, if you took a uh, it's on the left. And if you move it from the center it'll remove the lengths you took to have going to have underwent. An analogy: if this were the first type of act in a place of a type of thought it would have to be less than a fraction of the original part. Podulate.
by Uno de los squenchanos February 10, 2017
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