Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007

prederp

What happens before a derp, or what causes a derp.

Derp spelt backwards, followed by derp being spelt correctly.

An alternative form of derp with two syllables.

<&SSIDJTHED> GRAMMER FAIL
<&SSIDJTHED> fail grammer

<@poco0317> spell grammar right for once.
<&SSIDJTHED> derp
<~SSIhekill> I'm quoting that prederp.

by s3xyspy July 11, 2011

pregebt

A word your friend types in a last ditch attempt to see what's wrong, all while panicking themself. Hence the spelling mistake-

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing..."

"OMG ARE U PREGEBT?!"

by lightly_salted June 23, 2018

pregged

some who is pregnant

ex " is friend is pregged"

by hillycos April 26, 2022

Alpha Pledge

The number one pledge in a pledge class

Wow, Sam cleaned the entire house and washed the dishes. He is definitely the alpha pledge

by Fratter1911 March 30, 2015

pregger

slang term for a pregnant woman, aka PREGO, but used in a pugnacious form

you damn pregger, getting all up in my grill over fucking child support payments

by bianca jones December 28, 2005

preggers

Absolutely retarded way of saying pregnant. If it's slang used mainly by guys, it's obviously gay ones who didn't get the chick knocked up in the first place, because that's how it sounds. No man should ever use that phrase...EVER.

Guy 1- "Damn man..."
Guy 2- "What's up man? What's wrong?"
Guy 1- "My girlfriend's preggers"
Guy 2- "What the fuck did you just say?"
Guy 1- "She's preggers...you know, preggers"
Guy 2- "I'm going to kick your ass right now"
Guy 1- "OK, I deserve it"

by ACG2x January 11, 2004