by Ganguuu October 21, 2019
Get the Paxton mug.A stupid idiot who thinks he’s funny but he’s not, he’s the most unfunny person I’ve ever met. He smells weird AND looks weird. I refer to him as “Amoeba 🦠.” No one thinks he’s funny but himself.
by funnylittleguy April 29, 2022
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A unusually white-large assed girl. She has curly hair that resembles pubic hair. No big deal though. She has an odd sex noise and ride's a purple bike usually. Be aware when around one. They do bite.
by shannon369 February 10, 2009
Get the paxton mug.A larger, generally obese woman whos only intention is to climb her own social ladder. Paxton will do or say anything to hurt you. A very very easy girl to sleep with all she needs is a few vodkas. Just a big white slut bag
Person " what happened to your friend paxton?
paxton" when i get bored of my friends i sleep with their boyfriend"
paxton" when i get bored of my friends i sleep with their boyfriend"
by andromeada November 19, 2013
Get the paxton mug.A curly-headed jock who will play you like a damn fiddle. Never fall in love with a Paxton. His face looks so punchable yet cute at the same time.
If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.
This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.
You're welcome.
If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.
This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.
You're welcome.
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"I want to marry you" Yet Another Lie from Paxton
by thotpotato January 1, 2019
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Get the Paxton mug.1. noun. An actor of questionable talent yet an uncanny ability to amaze and entertain, and thus, continue to get work.
2. noun. Anyone who isn't very good at something, but is allowed to continue doing it for so as to set a new precident.
2. noun. Anyone who isn't very good at something, but is allowed to continue doing it for so as to set a new precident.
by Waks May 15, 2006
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