Prevert

1) A very young pervert. Often someone between the ages of five and thirteen. It is more often found in the male creatures of the species. These beings usually have older siblings to add pollution to the minds of the younger creatures. About 75% of these beings will continue on to be fully fledged perverts. This stage is usually reached around the age of sixteen and lasts until the beings forties, after that they become creepy old people. These creepy old
people are usually very rich and marry very very slutty younger beings. (Commonly referred to as a creepy old dude.)

2) How idiots spell pervert.

1) Mike's little brother is such a prevert! He drew a picture of a woman with huge boobs. He's only six but Mike does that all the time so I guess he learned it from him..

2) "You are such a prevert!"
"Dumbshit it's spelled p-e-r-v-e-r-t!"

by urban dictionary is my hot hot sex December 29, 2007

Pervertedness

The state of being perverted.

Tony: Yesterday, I found myself peeping under girl's skirts with Tommy.

Shane: His pervertedness must be rubbing off on you.

by Trampettes April 22, 2013

Preheated

The moment before you get totally baked, when your pretty stoned but not all the way.

Guy 1:Dude how baked are you?
Guy 2:Oh I'm about preheated.
Guy 1:That's it, man I'm baked like a potato.

by Anon 2012 April 3, 2010

pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.

Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"

by Smaaaash July 7, 2016

Elite Preferred Species

Fucking retard. Absolute idiot. Garbage fucking player. Stupid fucking casual. Fatass goddamn human trash ass motherfucking puppy kicking, game of thrones spoiling, waste of oxygen, Instagram simping, TikTok using, asshole.

Karen: Vaccines cause autism
Everyone: Ok, elite preferred species

by violajokes April 1, 2020

perverted

Something or someone that has deviated from what is considered right, correct, natural, moral, ethical, or its intended function. Examples of perversion would be "perverted justice" or "sexually perverted acts".

A perverted person is also known as a deviant or a sicko. Such a person will have deviated from a healthy sexuality into acts that may include one or more of the following: homosexuality, voyeurism, sadism, flashing, masochism, prostitution, incest, paedophilia, bestiality, rape, swinging, or some other indecent act.

"Dude, check out this goatse website"
"Woah!!!! That's really perverted man!!!"
"How so?"
"Dude, just because it fits, it don't mean it was meant to go there!"

by BURNiNATOR September 6, 2005

Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

by SVP October 8, 2013