possum

when someone has a really hairy arse

man vella and jacob have some sik possums
get ya possum out!!

by The Dreadfather December 4, 2007

possum

A non-existing animal. A myth. The usage of the term 'possum' is popular under pot-heads.

Actually a 'possum' is a rat. But when stoners get high and see a rat, they refer to it as a 'possum'.

One night me and some friends were sitting in the backyard getting stoned as could be.
My dads old , blind, toothless tiny 3 pound chiuahua somehow heard a possum crawling out of a metal trash can and attacked.
That BIG ole possum got scared shitless in mid air jumped and 'played possum' and fell to the ground like it was dead, all back arched teath showing smellin bad.
The old dog sniffed it a few times and came strutting back after her 'kill' and we all started laughing soo hard that we dropped the bong and spilled the rolling tray in the grass.

by egbert_is_no_reindeer April 27, 2006

possum

Is an old man who dresses as a Boy Scout and Lays claims he works for the Long Island Rail Road while in search of young boys that will let him play with there private parts. Sometimes including his own private part into the said boy.

Pedophile, possum, sex offender.

by hydrocushdisbud July 27, 2010

possum

a possum, like the one i know is a very very very cuteee thing... i love possums, especially mine!! they are not known as pieces of shit, they r known as caring animals!! My possum is gorgeous!

possum, rat, weed, not shit, ok

by beanybg December 13, 2006

possum

An ugly chick that people wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Wow jimmy's girlfriend is such a possum

by THe Coupster March 5, 2005

possumming

(v., n.) to act like a possum

Look at that chick possumming about in that tree. What a weirdo.

by Raaaa July 25, 2012

possum

the vagina of a female

tori said "don't be such a possum",we she told her cousin anthony to do a dare.

by toriiscoolllllll August 25, 2008