porcupine

The act of taking a live porcupine (also called the quill pig) and throwing it at an unsuspecting passerby. It is frequently used as a method of revenge on someone who has recently committed a grievous offense.

I porcupined Ryan last Thursday. He had it coming.

by jmitch77 August 12, 2009

Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014

Porcupine

Noun: pour-q-pine
A female who has had many sexual partners and is known for her promiscuity. This term is derived from the idea that if the female in question had as many cocks growing out of her body as had been in her body she would have the appearance of a porcupine.

Ex: (Two Friend having conversation)

"Hey man did you see anabelle in first period, she's got a great ass."

"Yeah, but I wouldn't hit it, I hear she's a mayjor porcupine!"

by joecamel April 1, 2009

Porcupwned

The owning of an HCAF member, most specifically n00bz, by GuitarMan216. The term was coined by GuitarMan216's past extreme use of hair gel which resulted in an uncanny porcupine resemblance. There are a couple alternate spellings, such as "Porcupwnt"

666Dave666: Why the fuck are you so happy?

GuitarMan216: Because yuor Mom iz under mah desk givin me teh head.

Weathered: Porcupwned.

by GuitarMan216 February 4, 2008

Porcupine

When a girls pubic hair is extra sharp right after she shaves and it stabs your skin while fucking her.

"She gave me a Porcupine and it hurt the whole entire time."

by PaPa ZiTT November 30, 2006

porcupine ass

When you have an itchy/stinging butthole from not wiping very good after your last bowel movement

I have porcupine ass from that shit i took an hour ago.

by country chris February 4, 2010

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006