Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

poptart

Poptart means orgasm

I had a poptart

POPTART!!!!

by The Creator.... January 6, 2004

poptarting

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)

Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...

by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

poptart

boner
codename for when a man gets a boner. said when a person wants say something about boners to a person or group of people but dont want another person or group to know what he/she is talking about.

man- "i hope i dont get a poptart at work"
woman (confused)- "they are giving away free poptarts at work?"

by canadianrocker January 13, 2009

poptart

A cheap or easy girl. A prostitute between the ages of 11 and 14.

A girl between 11 and 14 that dresses provocatively.

Wow! That poptart's wearing the same thong as you, honey.

by sillygirl69 November 26, 2006

poptart

a smutty girl that gets jizzed all over their faces.

Poptart has strawberry cream all over her face.

by Jessicasss December 12, 2008

poptart

the act of farting in your hand and shoving it in someone's face

Dude, last night cody fell asleep on the couch and i hit him with a poptart, he just about gagged.

by hendogmx October 19, 2009