Someone to plays the bass so well that whenever he plays a note, every young virgin girl within a half a mile has their cherry popped.
"Did you know that Poorvu plays bass?"
"Aw no way Poorvu plays bass?"
"Yeah, he got 6 girls pregnant last week."
"Lucky bitches."
"Aw no way Poorvu plays bass?"
"Yeah, he got 6 girls pregnant last week."
"Lucky bitches."
by LaWan August 26, 2011
Get the Poorvu mug.When your man toys are old and broken with expired warranties and your broke ass has no money; your shit is now under "poorranty".
Lyle: Dude, Is that the old VCR your grandmother gave you when we were in the sixth grade?
Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"
Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"
by dirtybharry September 14, 2009
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Looks like Jared forgot his wallet again. I guess I'm going to have to cover it, even though tonight was 'on him'. Man, that dude is so poorganised...
by Lexodus August 4, 2010
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Mark: is Tony coming to the concert?
Al: No, he's home, he's in poorgatory. Can't pay for shit.
Mark: Dang
Al: No, he's home, he's in poorgatory. Can't pay for shit.
Mark: Dang
by partypooper69 May 26, 2014
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Nate was considered "Chef Pooryardee" when he made "ramenghetti" for dinner one night. (Ramenghetti is a mixture of ramen noodles and $1 pasta sauce from the local Hy Vee).
by Big Coxie March 8, 2023
Get the Chef Pooryardee mug.A really talented girl who is so lively and vivid but she is confused with her enigmatic thoughts. In short, A Cocoon trying to become a butterfly.
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