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Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.
"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.
by laurajade March 18, 2015
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Poop-a-Loops

Taking a shit so big that it leaves rings around the toilet.
I think the Mexican food I had last night was the main contributor to this mornings poop-a-loops.
by Falz October 24, 2008
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poop-a-loops

A reference used when something is not right.
"That's poop-a-loops, I cannot believe she dumped you."
by crim77 April 19, 2008
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Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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pooploops

Any type of fecal matter expelled after eating large quantities of artificially sweetened and/or flavored cereal.

In other words, like Froot Loops, only poopier.
Mmmmmmm. Apple Jacks. Oh shiet! I got the pooploops!
by ilikefeet February 11, 2008
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Pooploop

When you get poop on your weiner from having anal sex and put it in the persons mouth.
Hey Nick, im gonna give you a pooploop
by Hsoj April 21, 2005
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Pooploops

(noun, plural)

badly misguided and confused navigation around town/neighborhood while sleep deprieved by stimulants or other reasons.
like when you havent slept in 5 days because for 4 of them you were doing meth with samoans, thus because 1 road is marked closed on the way to get xanax, google maps keeps leading you in what feels like figure-8 shaped pooploops throughout a nice town/neighborhood, youre too paranoid/swivel-headed everytime you park to fix the address/route on your phone because youre under the false impression that a small larcency and car theft ring has followed you up from the hood yet for some reason wont talk to you directly just like these undercover cops around (basically like gang stalking) so it takes you 7 hours to arrive at your destination 30minutes away since youve been too half asleep and anxious the entire evening to fix anything abt having the wrong address/turn every step of the way

convinced youre being followed so you just keep making the wrong turns driving in pooploops for hours because you think youve seen the same exact cars like repeatedly plus now youre sketched because you assume youve sketched them out. yet you STILL cant harness the brainpower to fix your shit on the google maps for hours (couldnt find the exit to the freeway in a town id lived in for months already)
by localcrackbunny October 3, 2022
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