poorphobia

the fear of poor people. most rich snobs have some sort of poorphobic disorder.

hobo: "spare some change?"

rich snob: "ohh my get away form me you filthy hobo"

hobo: *not another asshole with poorphobia"

by paulsgay January 25, 2011

poomplex

Poomplex Means Pussyhole

Boy = I Wil Stick Up For U
gyal = Nah Allow DAht Ur A Poomplex

by lildollar August 24, 2008

Poomper

A female who performs an extreme act of flatulence whether by voluntary or involuntary action.

After a night of Mexican food Carmen became the biggest Poomper I know.

by mike66gill January 15, 2009

poophead

1. (n) A name that one uses for their significant other to show affection. Usually used when they would like to use something silly and original rather than the over-used "pooky" "poobear" and "honeybunch".

2. (adj) A name given to someone who is being overly-silly, crossing the line into the realm of stupidity.

1. a) Wanna come over and snuggle with me, poophead?
1. b) Aww, you're so sweet! Thanks poophead.

2. a) What are you doing?! You are such a poophead!
2. b) Why do you always have to act like a poophead all the time?

by Johnny5Aliiive December 28, 2005

poophole

What you poop from

my poophole is worn out

by lilpoophole1 May 18, 2018

poophole pilot

Someone who likes to have anal sex!

Man you're so gay, you're such a poophole pilot!

by Kosta Kara July 26, 2006

poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

by creaternity April 6, 2006