Pook 

nickname of something super cute and cuddly.

"Awh Pook, you`re cute, and I`m sorry, but I had to put this up to annoy you. (:

Pook by ashmend April 22, 2008

Pook 

This is the act of placing poo on the end of a stick and poking someone with it.

"I just pooked you...."

Pook by Azzaaaa February 22, 2009

Pook 

Vomiting and pooing at the same time, usually after hard nights of drinking in excess it may cause you to pook, the definition is a combination of pooing and puking at the same time. Also known as coming out of both ends.

Josh drank way to much last night and ended up in the bathroom pooking all morning

Pook by BeeR411 February 25, 2011

pook 

To offer an excuse to get out of an event, deny responsibility

Why didn't he come to the party? He totally pooked out.

to pook:

He pooked out yet again!

pook by snowsh July 10, 2011

Pook 

Part of the anus that cuts turds (Poo cutter) while performing number 2. Other wise known as the o-ring or balloon knot.

I was at the gym and grunted so hard, I blew my pook out.

Pook by shabogan January 2, 2012

pook 

The noise a fish makes.
Supposedly.

<remey> Fishes go pook

pook by Popher December 28, 2005

pook 

1. greeting between chat friends

2. something said to annoy someone

1. <Anubis_Ascended> pook <remey> pook

2. <remey> pook <grimshear> pook <Anubis_Ascended> pook <Popher> stop pooking!!

pook by Remey August 27, 2005