poltergeist

A Rolls-Royce Ghost, Phantom or Wraith.

I'm pulling the poltergeist out my garage.

by Piks Fresh2Def January 20, 2018

Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

by Gastly April 23, 2023

Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time

"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"

by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

poltergeisted

Poltergeisted: Verb: When someone you love slowly disappears over time while physically and emotionally hurting you in the process.

Poltergeisted is like ghosting except it last a lot longer and hurts 100x worse.

by Supes2511 May 10, 2018

Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.

"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."

by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023