The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
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A black powder rifle of some sort, especially a muzzleloader. Common slang among hunters. So called because a muzzleloader spews out a cloud of smoke along with its projectile, unlike modern guns. Another popular term for a muzzleloader is Boomstick.
"Grab your smoke pole and powder flask, we're headin' for Penn. to catch their black powder season."
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Get the Smoke a pole mug.(from the French "sirop de poteau") What Quebecers and others call imitation "breakfast syrups" like Mrs. Buttersworth or Log Cabin - suggesting that they are made by tapping dead telephone poles rather than real maple trees.
"Oh man, she made me pancakes in the morning, right? But all she had to put on them was some disgusting pole syrup!"
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2. Seriously Sasha, I took one look at his dude pole & burst out laughing it was so tiny!
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