A person whose identity revolves around the consumption of fossil fuels and conservative propaganda. Frequently seen committing acts of vehicular aggression toward EV's and cyclists, blaming their political enemies for rising fuel bills, and repeating talking points that have no basis in empirical reality.
A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
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-Icy came out as „Pirisexual“ and I support him
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by youwish04 June 1, 2021
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Tries too hard to present themselves as stereotypical good 'ole boy white trash rednecks, but only ever manage to get the white trash part right.
Tries too hard to present themselves as stereotypical good 'ole boy white trash rednecks, but only ever manage to get the white trash part right.
"Ever since Kyle dropped out of school to work on the rigs, he started doing meth, drinking cheap-ass beer, beating his girlfriend and rollin' coal around every Prius on the road in his new lifted pickup truck. He was always a douche, but now he's gone full Petrolsexual."
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These people can be binary or non-binary but most of them are lesbian/gay.
These people can be binary or non-binary but most of them are lesbian/gay.
Person a): Hey man
Person b): Hey dude, what's up?
Person a): I think I'm feeling kinda Pyrosexual!
Person b): What's that?
Person a): Oh, I wanna f*ck Pyrocynical.
Person b): The youtuber?
Person a): Yeah!
Person b): Me Too!
Person a): You're the best friend ever.
Person b): Hey dude, what's up?
Person a): I think I'm feeling kinda Pyrosexual!
Person b): What's that?
Person a): Oh, I wanna f*ck Pyrocynical.
Person b): The youtuber?
Person a): Yeah!
Person b): Me Too!
Person a): You're the best friend ever.
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