Plutonitron

The common term for the ninth "planet" from the sun. known by the common man as "Pluto," Plutonitron crosses an orbit with Neptune, the eighth planet (Notice how it's not in quotes) from the sun. What most people don't know or refuse to accept (Despite the countless evidence) is that ol' Plutonitron is not actually composed of rock and gas. Plutonitron is actually a sentient being, composed primarily of metal alloys and advanced circuitry currently not comprehendible by Earth's most brilliant science people. Elon Musk currently has a 120 million dollar reward for anyone who is able to understand Plutonitron's hardware, composion, goals, and dreams. What does it what? Why is it here? What pronouns does Plutonitron identify with? What is Sanjaya Malakar up to these days?

As of November, 2019, Plutonitron has come under much controversy as the environmentalist group Planet Pals criticize the SpaceX CEO for "Whoring out this stunning, brave, and beautiful being who does not consent to the scrutiny and judgement of the scientific community!" The automaton rights activist group, ProBot, based out of San Francisco, California, has called Musk's reward program a "heinous bounty for the assassination of the blameless planet of Plutonitron. The fact that the U.N.S.C. stands idly by while this travesty is allowed to happen shows that we are at the height of celestial bigotry in this country."

The planets go as follows: Murcurus, Vernus, Eurs, Marzo, Jupitimus, Ringy Boy, Butthole, Nepitism, and your boi Plutonitron!

by hfin498 October 3, 2020

putonga

Used between Spanish-speaking women: a person (usually female) who is so slutty, bitchy, and crazy that the word "puta" does not do them enough justice. Can be used insultingly or endearingly.

You know that girl, Ana Lucia? She is such a puta.
On second thought, she's a putonga.

by putongita September 21, 2022

Photonarcissism

— photonarcissist : noun or adjective

— photonarcissistic : adjective

1. An excessive obsession for taking pictures of oneself.

Arthur is so photonarcissistic that he only takes pictures of himself.

Arthur suffers from photonarcissism because his 50 Facebook pictures are all pictures of himself.

by OcciferDave August 1, 2009

Photon Cannon

A device using photon particles being repelled via gravitational array reflection to supercharge and heat a space.

A device that can be attached to a craft to superheat the atmosphere and or space area to create an artificial rip in the space time continuum.

by Jonathan Walston June 5, 2005

plutonium

Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.

Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006

phatone

A fatass, otherwise known as a fat one

Hey I bet that phatone is going to the buffet line.

by BS Fatonovich July 9, 2006

Phuong

Vietnamese word meaning either "phoenix" or "direction"

Phuong is a common name for Vietnamese women which includes my hot and very tight GF.

"Hey Phuong, make me some Pho'soup or I'll deport your ass back to Vietnam"

by adam pod December 20, 2008