phan

real

hey do you ship phan?
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by dANIELHOWELLANDPHIL October 2, 2018

phan

when you take a smart asian person and call him a dumb ass bitch and proceed to ejaculate on his face and body until it is a solid cast then throw him in the ocean

Did you no that kid in our science, we totally phaned him and threw him in the antarctic

by slib shady May 22, 2012

phan

to engage in sexual intercourse

Colton attempted to phan his goat until it gave up and stopped resisting.

by Jesse64 April 22, 2008

Will Phan

Belonging to the species Retarphanese, it is a person born in the year 1993. His mother and father speak English whereas he speaks Alien language. He has major issues. He also looks like E.T.

Will Phan is retardphanese.

by Will Phan December 7, 2006

phan trash

A person who is subscribed to every account dan and phil have, follow them on every social media they have, and constantly blog about them on tumblr

Person one: omg dan and phil did a thing. I'm not okay. *rolls on the floor crying*
Person two: you are such phan trash

by Phils___ass May 13, 2015

Phan army

The strongest troop of fangirls/fanboys ever to exist

Phan- dan Howell and Phil Lester

I'd advise you not to mess with the Phan army

by Gogopuppy July 11, 2015

phan smut

sexual fanfiction phan shippers in the phandom (danisnotonfire, amazingphil) write for fun....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

'What did you do today?"

"I wrote phan smut on wattpad."

by Crafty Phan April 30, 2016