99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

Perfecteristeristerist

When something is way better than something else.

Chick 1: My shirt is Perfecter
Chick 2: No, mine is the Perfecterist
Chick 3: No, mine is the Perfecteristerist
Chick 1: No, mine is the Perfecteristeristerist

by Jerlex2 December 15, 2010

Perfecter

The state of being more than perfect.

You are perfecter that i will ever be.

by 125634563 April 27, 2016

perfecterer

When your just that perfect

Your perfecterer

by Camronpruot November 25, 2019

Perfecter

Someone who is already perfect but going to be more perfect

Example 1:Kate is already perfect but is going to be perfecter
Example 2: Dylan is already but is already perfecter but is just using working out for an excuse to just hangout with me at NIGHTTIME.

by Perfecter March 15, 2021

Perventer

One who inverts ways to be perverted.

Stephanie is such a perventer, she just sits at home every weekend thinking of new freaky shit!! This chick scares me sometimes.

by Oliverbrasoff July 2, 2019