pavelitis

When a male gets high levels of testosterone and starts yelling and screaming at everyone. He gets highly physical and will try to swing if you push him to that point. When a male suffers from Pavelitis his body gets erect and his face looks like he wants to kill you or take a fat dump. This is common in teenage boys who lay in bed all day playing FIFA.

Mom: Will you get me milk for my cereal

Boy: I aint your slave! stop telling me what to do

Bystander: Dont worry hes just suffering from Pavelitis

*Brother taps his hat*

boy: WTF! did I tell you to touch my hat?! huh? huh?

*punches him in the face *

Mom: Ugh there goes his Pavelitis again

by PRG123 June 29, 2015

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being pavelled

(sl.) getting rekt by insane rng. Usually used when a babbling book is involved, winning you the hearthstone tournament.

Oh damn, im being pavelled!
Also;

AmnesiaSC got pavelled twice in a row

by BugInAPipe November 21, 2016

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Pavels

That little bich that uses you all the time and pretends he had sex and drugs only to impress you. If you got attacked he would help you, he would just run away. He probably has blond hair and blue eyes and a disgusting face.

Hey don't be a Pavels.

by That____Girl March 15, 2019

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Pavel

Is you love La.ne, plz still talking with him.
He is such a good guy, different, special and a little bit Suicide.
He wants to be with u all his life.
Te quiero La.nie....

I want to be a Pavel someday.
The Pavels are awesome.
Fuckin Pavel , is a Emo, but i still loving him

by PavelLOVE January 7, 2018

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Pavel Van

A game where you shout the word 'Pavel' every time you see a Caravan.

If you see a Caravan Park, you shout 'Pavel Park'.
The aim is to be the first to spot one and shout out.
1 Point for Pavel and 10 Points for Pavel Park.

John : "Pavel"
Dan : "Damn it!"
John : "One nil!"

Dan : "Pavel Van"
John : "ahh boo"
Dan : "Ha ha, Ten one!"

by Dan10inch July 2, 2011

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