Pavel Akulinin

The Russian famous ass player in tennis.
he always wears stupid looking swimming pants when he plays his dirty ass game.
Its been stated that this thing also controls every gays dicks on this planet.

Your dick has been activated, because of the Pavel Akulinins effect.

by Harry Raikes April 19, 2009

Pavel Van

A game where you shout the word 'Pavel' every time you see a Caravan.

If you see a Caravan Park, you shout 'Pavel Park'.
The aim is to be the first to spot one and shout out.
1 Point for Pavel and 10 Points for Pavel Park.

John : "Pavel"
Dan : "Damn it!"
John : "One nil!"

Dan : "Pavel Van"
John : "ahh boo"
Dan : "Ha ha, Ten one!"

by Dan10inch July 2, 2011

Pavel Rytsikau

People with this name have a massive shlong.

Damn, Pavel Rytsikau is packing

by Jake salet December 2, 2020

Pavel Rytsikau

People with this name have a massive shlong.

Damn, Pavel Rytsikau is packing

by Jake salet December 2, 2020

Pavel Pavlyuk

The most emotionless guy on Earth!

"You're the sweetest guy I've ever met."
Anyone on the planet: Thank you! You are so kind to me!
Pavel Pavlyuk: ok

by girlsgogames November 23, 2021

Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021

dirty pavel

When you knock a girl out with your iPad and proceed to stuff microchips into her vagina to turn her into a robot. You then fuck her ears and hack her.

Dude, she said she prefered Android so I gave her a dirty pavel.

by DezziBills May 14, 2015