para

is when you have had so much to drink that you feel paraletic

fuck rachel was so para last night, she was off her face

by FOB AT HEART September 22, 2009

Para Para

When someone has a large intake of alcohol and no longer knows what they are doing. Para Para people generally live around the Cardiff or Taunton area. They cannot drink small amounts of alcohol and enjoy activities such as; falling over, tripping over and shouting. These creatures normally inhabit university halls or clubs such as Oceana. Approach with caution.

Look around a club or university hall of residence and you will notice these Para Para people generally cannot stand without the aid of a chair or bar to prop themselves up on.

by MC Chazzer D January 2, 2010

Para

Para is English slang for a paragraph. Usually in reference to when someone texts someone a very long message

Bro this girl is desperate she sent me a fat para talking about her feelings

by BZ7 July 7, 2019

Para

To get really drunk
(stemming from the word paraletic)

"Let's get so para!"
"Corr, he was so para last night!"

by Tom Wardle April 1, 2007

para

To be harsh and controlling such as a ranking officer commanding subordinates

The act of being a control-freak

Origin: from paramilitary

If you keep acting all para your going to have to do the project yourself

by advoss November 10, 2008

Para

Oh secksy little manwhore

Omgs. I totally secksed Para last night.

by :D June 9, 2003

para

A murderer

From "paratrooper." The 1st Battalion, the Parachute Regiment (1 Para) was the British unit charged with "keeping the peace" in Northern Ireland. On January 30th, 1972, they fired on a crowd of unarmed peaceful protestors, killing 13

The paras are bastards.

by FuckTheBrits December 10, 2011