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Professional Streets Nigga

A niggafied citizen, preferably in Detroit who is exceedingly good in the profession of street, like illegally selling narcotics to his so called "brothers", shooting other niggafied citizens and saying the word "nigga" repeatedly.
Child: I could really use some of the devils lettuce know what I'm saying?
Father: I get mine from Lebron, the Professional Streets Nigga, I will e-mail you his coordinates
by ShitsJustAJoke November 18, 2020
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Professional Idler

One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.

One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.
Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.

Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.
by Psylkr69 March 1, 2010
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professional drinker

A person who can handle his or her alcohol without ever having anybody take care of their drunk ass or embarrassing themselves.(Puking on people, funiture, and in cars)
"Damn! Tyler is still drinking, is he gonna be alright?"
"Hell yeah! dude is a professional drinker!"
by tylert January 30, 2008
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Professional Ro Sham Bo

Same concept as Standard Ro Sham Bo, only with anti-fraud laws/rules set in place.
1.) Both opponents must wear speedos, neither opponent is allowed to perform the actual kicks.
2.) A referee is called out who then in turn nominates kickers or one kicker. Those Kicker/Kickers must be of equal bias towards the opponents.
3.) No shoes allowed on kickers
4.) No girlie kicks
5.) What happens in Ro Sham Bo, stays in Ro Sham Bo
"Alex and I were persuaded into Ro Sham Bo last night. The spoils were $50.00."
"Did you play?"
"Yeah but I called out for Professional Ro Sham Bo. In any case I lost! I did take 27 kicks before I finally went down though."
by Shane13 December 18, 2007
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profressional

1. An adjective describing someone whose attire and attitude are both fresh and professional, both fly and ready to do work (and "do work," as it were).

Alternative spellings: profreshonal, profreshional, profresional, et al.
Look at John in that tug sport jacket, he looks so profressional!

Otis was not being very profressional when he booked his ticket with the wrong return date.

Damn legs, you are looking straight profressional in that tight black skirt.
by Sweet Lou the Rhythm Jew March 8, 2011
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professionalocity

The sense of being surrounded by professionalism. To be professionalized.
My professionalocity demanded everyone's attention when I entered the room.
by who-lee-oh March 5, 2008
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professional naysayer

A person whose sole function in an organization is to point out flaws in recommended plans and approaches. This person never provides reasonable insights of their own volition rather just point out flaws of other ideas.
In the meeting yesterday we had several good ideas but Fred continued in his role as professional naysayer pointing out flaws while never offering any useful advice or ideas of his own.
by FPB September 29, 2010
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