poverty bottle

Poverty Bottle is a handle of alcohol in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle.

Boog instantly regretted showing up to the club with a poverty bottle of Captain.

by Delts April 29, 2023

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Poverty Franchise

When a team has ZERO championships or it’s been a really long time since they’ve won one.

Friend: How many rings do the Padres have?
Me: None they’re a poverty franchise😹

by tpaDawg April 18, 2023

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Poverty Sticks

Another term for matches, derived from being too poor to afford a lighter.

Laura: Can I borrow your lighter please?
Sarah: I only have poverty sticks...

by LauzLou July 14, 2011

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Any self appointed minority leader, who extols the perpetual poorness of their ethnicity, yet is quite well off stemming from their efforts. Usually a Reverend of some unknown church. Marches at the drop of a hat to mug for the cameras.
Uses White guilt to gain credibilty, money, and influence.
Are usually racists themselves.

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are flaming Poverty Pimps.

by J Sin June 22, 2006

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Poverty Swagger

A person who contains swagger in a low income neighborhood, usually wearing a wife beater, athletic shorts, unvelcroed high-tops.

Look at that broke hoe's poverty swagger, he's poor.

by chaswill September 26, 2010

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Poverty franchise

It is when a sports franchise team performs poorly on a habitual basis. They rack up losing records, wasting young talent and draft picks. It is also a monetary matter.

1. — Do you think the Detroit Pistons will make the Playoffs by next year?
2. — Heck no! They’re a poverty franchise.

by AyoJelani June 28, 2023

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Poverty Team

A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrocious way.

28-3 Atlanta Falcons

2008 Lions

2017 Browns

Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC

Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams

by HughJass1986 July 23, 2023

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