When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.
Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"
"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"
"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"
( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"
"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"
( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009
Get the The Angry Couch Potatos mug.a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.
Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?
Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...
Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace
Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...
Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace
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"Hey, look at that elephan-potamus!"
"Yeah! It's got the head of an elephant and the body of a hippopotamus!"
"Yeah! It's got the head of an elephant and the body of a hippopotamus!"
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Get the skank-a-potamus mug.Potamus- That girl that you took one for the team for, back in high school before you took off your training wheels; you know a lil old “nail the whale”. They are also notoriously known as savage individuals whose only concern is to consume large amounts of semen into any orifice on their body. They are always that “thing” that stares at you like you’re an appetizer and insists on talking to you at the bar and making awkward sexual advances towards you. Sometimes Potamuses travel in small packs consisting of 3-4, they hope to increase their odds of mating with attractive men in the NAVY such as myself. They are extremely dangerous exercise caution as needed.. They can also play defense for attractive females at the bar, especially when it is near last call for alcohol; every man’s mad dash for take home pussy might be thwarted by a vindictive potamus. Be warned, and stay thirsty my friends!
Example: See Cockblocker:
Man- Hi there, my names Tom!
Attractive female- Oh hello, im Sta( interrupted buy loud potamus shriek; sounds like an angry wildabeast/ape grunt thing).
Man- Throws a dog treat to get rid of potamus.
Attractive female: anyways I need a ride home.
Man: Score! Man one potamus none!
Man- Hi there, my names Tom!
Attractive female- Oh hello, im Sta( interrupted buy loud potamus shriek; sounds like an angry wildabeast/ape grunt thing).
Man- Throws a dog treat to get rid of potamus.
Attractive female: anyways I need a ride home.
Man: Score! Man one potamus none!
by SyndicatedEvil December 16, 2008
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