Poosh

The act of sending an article from your phone while sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"Hey did you read that article I pooshed you this morning?"

by wordsmithSD June 1, 2018

Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

pooshowbating

The act of pooping in the shower whilst pleasuring oneself. it is the epitome of efficiency.

"We're going to be late for the show!"
"It's ok, Ray's pooshowbating to save time!"

by boblablaw1234 November 13, 2013

freedom pesos

the 'Murican dollar

Hey Jim, you got anymore freedom pesos?

by chokingfetus September 14, 2017

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

Poose Tuckle

a demeaning term for someone being
an utter bitch; one generally not worth your time.

"You're a poose tuckle Tyler."

by scrotum soldier March 9, 2009

Poosabi

The green stuff near the lobsters tail that you are not supposed to eat.

Jason got sick from eating poosabi.

by Throat Pick January 4, 2009