Pied it

"Pie it" is a phrase often used when an individual wishes to purposefully ignore a person or event.

1. Julia: "Hey did you go round to that girl's house?"

Andrew: "Nah I pied it."

2. Andrew: "Hey are you gonna ask Snape out?"

Julia: "Nah think I'm gonna pie it."

by pie it August 22, 2009

pied in the ass

to be owned, as in murtaghed, or perhaps even eragond; or, to be literally fucked in the ass

Sheckelles: "yeah, i stuffed Paul's shot sooo bad the other day"

Brandon: "yeah dude, he was completely pied in the ass"

or

Corey: "i heard Cassidy pied Paul in the ass the other night"
Sheckelles: "i knew those two were fudgepackers"

by brandon sunkel May 24, 2006

Pied piper Blunt

A blunt that was so poorly rolled that it has about six holes in it, and to get s good toke off it you have to put your fingers over all the holes which gives the impression you are playing the flute

Dude this blunt has ten holes in it, this is a pied piper blunt all the way!

by dallas from 305 January 5, 2009

pied pipper of manhatten

A pedo who uses an old captain crunch whistle to signal all the little boys of the town. It has been rummored that the pied piper of manhatten is known for giving energy massages to youthful boys in the nude.

Steve jobs spent the night blowing his old captain crunch whistle. All the little boys of manhattens 2600 group flocked to him for energy massages. He is the pied pipper of manhatten mang.

by plxmang December 23, 2011

Pied up

When someone gets "tried" or "ranked on".

child 1: damn dawg, you suck at playing the guitar. (directed to child 2)

random child from across the room: PIED UP!

child 2: =(

by niggacheese42069 September 22, 2010

pied ninny

Ass face

You are a pied ninny.

by Fog hacker 123 May 22, 2016

Pied Piper

A pedophile, reference to old children's tale where a flute player lures children into his dungeon as punishment to the adults of the village.

British slang, often used in certain parts of the U.K.

"You know that minister that lives down the street?"
"Yeah? Father Johnson?"
"Yeah, I heard he's a pied piper"

by rastamouse July 11, 2012