Shark in silk Pajamas

Not the same as wolf in sheep's clothing, as you can still see the shark in his silk pajamas, but because he is in pajamas, you think you can trust him. Fool on you, he is still a motherfucking shark.

You can't trust that Matt guy, he's a shark in silk pajamas. In the end he'll come back to bite you because he is obviously still a dangerous shark.

by IamMattyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 6, 2010

whore pajamas

Wearing the same clothes the day after you went home with someone. Often modeled using the walk of shame as a catwalk.

Holy shit, she's trying to pretend she didn't fuck him, and meanwhile she's sitting there in her fucking whore pajamas.

by Mathieson September 6, 2007

Pokin'Pajamas

When you wake up extra early hoping your wife is in the mood.. and she isn't :(

If I hadn't spent the morning pokin'pajamas, I could have made it to the gym this morning.

by cOkerMan February 11, 2015

Obama Pajamas

Any Pajama tops and bottoms that have a continuous print of Obama's smiling face though-out are Obama Pajamas.

Dude, you shouldn't have, I am speechless...I don't deserve these as a present....thanks for the Obama Pajamas

by Goatoghillgary January 29, 2017

Quail Pajamas

A team of misfits causing mayhem, usually in the form of ones and zero. Members of quail pajamas tend to be disgruntled.

Fuck this shit, I'm joining the quail pajamas

by thedielawn October 20, 2021

oh pajamas

exclamation of mild annoyance, similar to "oh drat!"

"Did you forget to pack anything?"
"Oh pajamas! Yes."

by matematichica December 15, 2004

footie pajamas

Pajamas inexplicably designed with feet. A clear indicator of whether someone watches you in your sleep or not.

Oh shit, my roommate has footie pajamas. I know for sure she watches me in my sleep now!

by creepcreepcreep November 15, 2009