Owened

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

owen

owen starts of as a player. he soon realizes that he wants a loving wife, and possibly some children. owen typically does very well in school. owen is a short guy with a big personality. owens are usually are usually outdoorsy men. he is kind spirited and loves helping others. he usually gets rewarded for his actions and gets medals of kindness. :) he also loves dogs but hates cats.

whoah!!! i wish i was more like Owen!!!!!!!!!

by akabalola1342 February 01, 2016

Owen

A tall and very skinny boy with limbs that resemble noodles.

Drea: omg I think I just saw your boyfriend Owen.
Nora: No You dumbass that was just the car dealerships wind dancing air puppet.
Drea: I honestly don’t get what you see in him.
Nora: well his arms and legs aren’t the only things long on his body if you know what I mean.

by Slapmeinthefacewithurballsack November 07, 2017

Owen

The most amazing person on the planet and quite possibly the universe. Someone who can make you laugh, smile, cry and fix up even things you thought couldn't be fixed. When no one is there for you, he'll help you out. Thinks he's not attractive and useless but couldn't be any further from the truth.
A very very intelligent person who can learn pretty much anything and probably knows the meaning of life. Knows a shitload Languages and has a very amazing way with music.

Extremely perverted but in a nice kind of way that wont make you uncomfortable. He also is likely to be a ginger although he doesn't enjoy it. Just overall, your life will be changed forever once you meet an Owen and you will never be the same again.

Girl 1: 'Your boyfriend seems cool!'
Girl 2: 'I know, hes an Owen.'
Girl 1: 'Luckyyyy!'

by MollyCIA August 24, 2014

Owen

retarded

owen pretty retarded not gonna lie

by ug hbjnokml,;. August 28, 2020

Owen

Owen is a really awesome dude! He is SUPER HOT and cute. Everyone loves Owen. He is also good at speaking. He always wins everything and you can trust him no matter what. He will never let you down.

I wish Owen was my boyfriend.

by Metoo42 March 23, 2018

Owen

He's a bad bitch, you can't kill him
He's also an honorary senior

Person: hey there's a person let's kill him, o wait that's Owen he a bad bitch never mind.

Literally all the seniors: We love Owen <3

by panda the plush<3 July 12, 2021