opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.

usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"

by alwaysgone November 9, 2009

Opening Dracula's Coffin

Another word for farting.

Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'

Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.

OR

Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'

by Jackmanflash March 14, 2012

Opening Sauce

Small dish of pretentious welcoming soup. Recipes are varied, but generally consist of a base of Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup, with local variations based on customs and the main dish to be served. Often made to sound fancy, but secretly is made of crap ingredients. Traditionally served at room temperature in ramekins, in order to increase the level of pretentiousness.

Blake! Hunter! Welcome to my dinner party. Please accept this Opening Sauce prior to dinner!

by orangeshirt November 14, 2016

Opening the fridge door

The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.

Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”

Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*

by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019

Opening House

An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .

"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."

"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."

by OwenF April 22, 2019

Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 7, 2021

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017