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Oregon

A place where there is nothing but green and trees. During winter it does nothing but rain, summer its warm, but not muggy. It stops raining for about 3 months of the year. Oregon also is one of the biggest racist states in the US. Also everyone just sits around and are complete hippies. Hicks and Hippies rule Oregon. Also Oregonians hate California people. I wouldn't recommend coming to OREGON.
Bob:"Hey Let's go to Oregon!"
Jim:"I'm black/mexican/other race, I'll be in danger."
by hockeyislife April 20, 2006
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The place full of little college towns that wake up the whole city when they score a touchdown.

The closest mall is always at least an hour away.

No black people, just asians and mexicans.

Everyone talks to you, whether you want them to or not.

You'll always see someone biking, even if its raining outside which it probably is.

There's tons of local co-ops full of tofu brownies and old stoners with huge beards.

Schools that aren't funded, trees, and hippies. That's a normal city.
Oregonian: What exit are you from?

New Jersey Resident: You're a hippie. Go hug a tree.

Oregonian: Of course, thank you for your time.
by TheMountainousPioneer September 5, 2009
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Welcome to the One of the most Rainest places in the continental United States. Its CLoudy all the Time,
It Rains at least once a week if not more. Cronic Disorder is a huge problem(People go crazy becuase not enough Vitimen C, Or SUNLIGHT) GET SOME SUN Pale Organians
by Cody April 21, 2005
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The most hippy-infested, dirty, fat, poor, pathetic, shit pit in the US. It is full of people who just sit around and get stoned and protest and listen to U2. No one has any fucking idea how to do anything.
Oregon is the armpit of the US.
by Allen Oh March 29, 2005
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Either the greatest or worst state in the US, depending on your point of view. On one hand it's full of liberals and hippies and youth, dominating cities like Portland, Eugene, and Ashland. All the other cities are generally conservative (ie shit hole Salem)

I can only speak for the liberal part of Oregon (which is a bit of a bubble), which I have a love hate relationship with. Love because there's definitely a very special sort of Oreogn person (laid-back, adventurous, outdoorsy, artistic) that you can't find anywhere else. Hate because the racial hypocricracy. These people preach diversity and tolerance but then ignore all of the racial problems in Oregon and instead focus on the enviornment.

I think everyone who classifies themselves as the 'Oregon Liberal' should really take a hard look around them (the lack of diversity, ignorant racial comments) and focus some of their time and energy on racial problems that are rampid in Oregon!
What? why would you cross burnside bridge in portland, Oregon? its just gangsters over there...
by Racial problems January 11, 2010
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Home of those most pretentious, ignorant people in the United States. Everyone from this State are hippies who ruined their state's economy by putting proud, third generation Lumberjacks out of business who were forced out of their homes so a few spotted Owls didn't have to adapt to living in Smaller trees, instead of big ones.(Which they did anyway). The whole state is now just a third-rate Silicon Valley.

Secondly, People from Oregon hurt my eyes, due to the rain/lack of sunshine they are the palest, lily-white people on the planet.

It's also the worst place in the world to visit. If people wanted to go the beaches/ocean, they would go to San Diego where the water is warm enough to swim in, and if they wanted to see Trees they would go to the mountains if they live in ANY major city in the southwest IE: Las Vegas, Phoenix, etc, etc.

There is nothing good about Oregon, so stop coming here and pretending like your shit doesn't stink.
Oregonians: Save the Owls, we are forcing them out of their homes by cutting down the trees!! Who cares if we force thousands of lumberjacks to go out of business and make them, and their families to be forced out of their homes!
by shanebbb May 4, 2008
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Alright, we may be hippie-infested, dirty, fat, poor, pathetic shit pile in the united states (Not to mention racist and drug addicted.) And we do protest almost everything (especially the cult known as scientology.) But let me make this clear.... We DO NOT LIKE U2!
We are also way better drivers than Washintonians.
They just suck balls.

Seriously, like worse than asians or women.

Go oregon.
by Alex Mmmm. June 18, 2008
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