Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

boneless onion ring

Boneless Onion Ring - A term created by a piece of shit former NSW cocksmoker named Matty (The War Economy/Thanatos Theory). Describing mixed camo patterns and his poor taste in combining them. Think of a kid at the soda fountain dumping everything into a cup.

Show me your boneless onion rings bro! You should never mix M82 with AOR2, that's gay. Use all the camo patterns and be gay like me.

by YaBoyNotANig69 August 23, 2023

french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Onion Rings

Kane's specific pronounciation of Onion Rings before it became a meme

'Onion Rings'

by Zebraman77 October 30, 2023

onion rings

Pit stains, the sweaty stains that occur in the armpits when one is sweating...

Guy 1: bruh you nervous?
Guy 2: yeah man, how could you tell?
Guy 1: you got mad onion rings bro
Guy 2: oh shit

by ernesto_yankees April 1, 2020