Hard Bard

a phrase used to describe a small penis getting a boner

"Hey look everybody! He's got a hard bard!"

by Good4nothing January 02, 2007

Bard Brain

An aficionado of the works of William Shakespeare of Stratford-on-Avon, England, 1564-1616. Self-explanatory, not meant to denigrate.

Bard brains everywhere will appreciate the local production of Hamlet, from December 16th at the Town Hall.

by Fearman August 06, 2007

Big Bard

A selfish, little man with big/hairy feet, who is always disloyal. But who loves a girl named Adam.

Isn’t that little person over there, like big bard?

by Bubba’s nut August 20, 2019

The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

by DShipReck November 08, 2021

Bard Ass

A mixture of the word hard ass and bad ass make up the word bard ass.

Dude Lebron James is such a bard ass.

by The man23 May 21, 2009

Nard Bard

A nickname used to refer to one as a testicle flicker.

Geez, Rob is such a nard bard. I hate him.

by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021

Bard Player

A mentally impaired or physically disabled human (likely with an IQ lower than 60) playing the Bard class in the game Aion.

Look at that monkey, it looks like a typical aion bard player
fucking piece of shit sleep - cover - burst - mana drain, bard player everyone please applaud this class takes skill to play

by Aioner February 17, 2018