the single greatest invention of all time without a burger happiness could not be true
a burger is a slab of beef mince which is called the burger (not a patty you fucking Americans), and two burger buns occasionally with sesame seeds, there are also cheeseburgers which is a piece of delicious melted cheese put above the burger and below the top bun (if you put cheese above the bottom bun and below the burger then that says a lot about you!) burgers are the best takeaway food, the best healthy food (depending on what the burger is made of), the best of all fucking foods ok? do you fucking understand you pizza loving pricks?

good :)
anyone ever: holy shit! you haven't tried a burger before?!?
person: no I'm a vegetarian
anyone ever: *pulls guns and knives on this punk*
by ben the brit March 18, 2021
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Secret code or slang for marijuana. Mostly used in monitored communications such as company emails or mobile text messages.

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1. "Please pack me a burger"
2. "I'd love to smoke a burger right now"
3. "That burger fucked me up!"

Other uses "burgerific", "burgerfied"
by Burgeriffic October 14, 2005
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a term used to describe how tasty, sweet, delicious a burger is.
i had a burgerism after eating bigMc
by a_amani October 19, 2010
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HAUGE nipples, male or female, although generally found on pubescent 14 year old girls.
"OMGGGG lucy got her burgers out for the whole football team last night, they were dead veiny too"
by georgii April 17, 2008
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Said as it sounds, and very fast. BURGER! used between my friends to discontinue an argument or just used as a filler in converstation...or even just out of the blue to break silence.
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a way to vent anger
P1 "This music is sooo good"
P2 "ch! no it aint!"
P1 "WHATEVER DUDE it soo is!"
P2 "BURGER!"
*converstation ended, in which P1 is right, and P2 sees that it is futile to continue the converstation*
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P1 "GRAAA! IM so fk.buchit.. .hurk.. ..BURGER!!!!"
by F.I.B December 29, 2005
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a warm pice of thick meat trapped between to large brown buns
Me and my girlfriend had a burger for dinner last night
by creighton hottel June 25, 2007
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