life on the lam

running from the police

i killed someone and now i live life on the lam

by cde December 24, 2007

shit on my life

as when something extremely bad happens to you.

joe: dude i think i just failed out of college
brad: nuhuh sucks dude
joe: yeah, shit on my life!!

by raver9876 May 18, 2009

Life on Mars?

THE MOST EMO SONG THAT MAKES BEAN AND POTATO CRY

LIFE ON MARS? IS SUCH A MASTERPIECE

by brianjune November 9, 2019

Living life on the run

Running away from your problems. Moving from place to place trying to find peace.

“How’s life lil bra.”
“Nothing much, been living life on the run lately.”

by _Di0r November 24, 2021

when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

by philip nader April 22, 2008

put my life on the line

(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.

If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.

by Bronze Scurbe December 5, 2016

last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

by thenoblesock January 28, 2008