October 22nd

Have sex with a wanna be sound cloud rapper day

October 22nd is the day your supposed to have sex with a wanna be rapper.

by Yungtrillo October 22, 2019

October 22nd

National slap ass while hugging day.
So go give you crush a slapping hug

It's October 22nd! Go give Jenny a ass slap hug!

by Asslly October 21, 2019

October 22nd

Today is the day you have to hold your gf/bf's hand. dont be shy just do it!!

*girl and boy sitting next to eachother*
boy:*grabbs girls hand*
girl: why are you holding my hand?
boy: its October 22nd

by thegoat.13 October 21, 2023

October 22nd

No masturbation day, if you do you're gay and there's no changing that.

Y'all ready for the group masturbation session today?
Wait but bro, it's October 22nd the day where masturbaiting makes you very gay and you can't change it
Oh shit alright tomorrow then

by Georgebush42096 October 21, 2019

October 22nd

The day bestest of all friends are born

Steph my bff was born today ; its October 22nd

by oconomowocghudv October 20, 2019

October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.

by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019

October 22nd

National skip school day,, this is the day everyone must skip school!

‘It’s october 22nd!! Let’s skip school’

by Pttt October 19, 2019