Obesity

The best way to prevent rape.

No one wants to rape the obesity lady

by i hate really gigantic people August 16, 2010

OBESE

very fat and nasty, gets dumped a lot because people cant stand to look at them

check out sal, he's obese. Ha ha ha

by pesteds August 24, 2007

obese

Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat

Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob! You're sweating butter on me!

by Cerpin Taxxt November 8, 2006

obese

when you're so god damn fat no woman will even look at you let alone want to date you.

You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored.

She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario.

Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman.

These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.

Check out Salvatore, what a fat ass, that obese pig will never get laid.

by not a fat person April 4, 2009

obese

1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."

by Qit June 23, 2004

obese

Is a condition which reslults in someone loving their food too much.

That person is obese because they love their food

by Laurah February 6, 2005

Obesed

When you eat entirely too much that you make yourself painfully sick.

I obesed myself today at the buffet"

by FattyGparanoiawilldestroyya October 31, 2011