by i hate really gigantic people August 16, 2010
by pesteds August 24, 2007
by Cerpin Taxxt November 09, 2006
when you're so god damn fat no woman will even look at you let alone want to date you.
You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored.
She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario.
Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman.
These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.
You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored.
She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario.
Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman.
These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.
by not a fat person November 14, 2008
1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.
"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."
by Qit June 23, 2004
by Laurah February 06, 2005
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