Onion

To be absolutely silent as an onion is.

Mason: “Yeah, you’re the expert in quiet.”

Woods: “I’m a goddamn onion Mason, you should know that.”

by Swatboy0915 January 8, 2021

onions

When you are in the midst of sexual intercourse, and you slam it in hard enough to hit her 'back wall'. Once that is achieved you may then yell "ONIONS"!

" Oh yeah baby, feel that, uh huh, oh...uh...yeah...ONIONS! "

by Tom & Paul November 9, 2008

onion

Something that is perfect for you. An act or item that you love or are really good at.

Willo, That chick is your absolute onion!

Thats my onion

by ziley December 6, 2006

onions

A slang alternative for testicles.

Lando Calrissian: "Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You've got some huge onions comin' here, after what you pulled." (feints, laughs) "How you doin', you old pirate? So good to see you!"

by OMGDINOSAURSWOW September 14, 2010

onions

A term created by Chuck Swirsky, "onions" is when a Toronto Raptor hits a clutch shot in b-ball.

Swirsky "Are you kidding me!? CB4! Onions baby, onions!"
Jack Armstrong "HELLO!"

by Steve Nurse November 25, 2007

onions

the essential part of quizon's notorious baja chicken

Lady: Hi! What can I get for you?
Hungry Guy: I would like a large baja chick with EXTRA onions!

by MattBizzle March 30, 2009

onions

A delicious food which if eaten raw with your nose plugged actually tastes just like apple until you unplug your nose. Also a favorite food of most badgers.

Badgers are known to like ONIONS but if you were to offer an onion to a badger who was full, he would probably decline your offer.

by Cornelious Hamburger September 28, 2005