OMJ

"Oh My Jihad" Similar to OMG, but intended for use around muslims.

OMJ! Hezbollah is comming to kill us!

by jmoschetti45 July 31, 2006

OMJ

Oh My Josh

person 1: "OMJ"
person: 2" "Where!?"
person 1: (screams and runs)

by Potstickers June 4, 2015

OMJ

It it stand for Oh My Jacob. Commonly used by Team Jacob fans.

It was started because Jacob has a body like a Greek "God", therefore it is Oh My Jacob instead of Oh My God.

Girl 1~ OMJ!! OMJ!!
Girl 2~ OMJ what?
Girl 1~ IATO just posted the first trailer of Eclipse!!
Girl 1 and 2~ OMJ!!! OMJ!!! OMJ!!! OMJ!!!

by Mrs.JacobBlack March 12, 2010

omj

Oh Michael Jordan. According to my wife and kids; Michael says it because he doesn't like using the lords name in vain, so instead, the next best thing.

Guy: I just swished from half, backwards.
Girl:OMJ! Oh My..ckle Jordan, awesome!
*highfives*

by MJfan1963 December 19, 2011

omj

oh my jonas!
an expression used by obsessed jonas brothers fans instead of the usual 'omg!' or 'oh mg god!'

OMJ! Brittany is going to see them in concert and meet them again :D

by Brittany Jonas :] January 11, 2009

omj

Stands for oh my jesus. Can be used in the place of oh my gosh

"OMJ did u see that woman? Or should i say man?"

by music7love June 21, 2008

omj

oh my juice
something i made up when trying to say OMG to my friend Ant in sign launguage, because a little kid was super annoying because he wouldnt stop talking (you know how they are,see example). I didnt know "g" so i put "j".

kid: ...so then there was a train full of clones, like in Star Warz! do you like Star Warz? I luv it! there are people and more people and more people and more people and more people and more people and alien things! my favorite part was when my favorite charater said something that was sooooo cool.

me: yeah, you sho-

kid: oops, i forgot to do my homework. my teacher is a butthead. can you spell butthead? i can. B-U-T-H-E-D, butthead!

me: you really should-

kid: can also spell rainbow! R-A...

me thinking: omg, hey i will sign launguage! O-M..uh...J. Yeah, OMJ that kid is talkative! trying to make him shut up is like trying to lick your elbow!

by RWH_yall December 12, 2008