nutmeg

when a guy nuts in a girl named meghan.

Dude, I nutted in meghan. That’s a nutmeg.

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Nutmegging

having sexual intercourse in the state of Connecticut

My boyfriend and I were nutmegging so often during our trip to Connecticut last month. I mean there's nothing else to do there!

by nutmegging_nancy December 26, 2022

Nutmeg

Someone who is quite stupid and weird, they are also very silly and a bullshit artist.

They think they are top shit.

Mannn your such a nutmeg

Your not big you nutmeg

by Biggest Nutmeg you’ll meet September 8, 2018

Windy nutmeg

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.

It got crazy last night, I did the windy nutmeg and she knocked my hat off.

by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025

Nutmeging

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.

-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.

by Doctor Of Alcohol March 7, 2024