Nutmeging

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.

-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.

by Doctor Of Alcohol March 07, 2024

Windy nutmeg

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.

It got crazy last night, I did the windy nutmeg and she knocked my hat off.

by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025

Clutching [nutmeg]

The act of ingesting 2-4 tea spoons of Nutmeg, then experiencing the side effects and enjoying.

Courtney and Aly were clutching nutmeg hardcore last weekend.

by Kortni11 January 20, 2009

Nutmegging

having sexual intercourse in the state of Connecticut

My boyfriend and I were nutmegging so often during our trip to Connecticut last month. I mean there's nothing else to do there!

by nutmegging_nancy December 26, 2022

Nutmeg

Someone who is quite stupid and weird, they are also very silly and a bullshit artist.

They think they are top shit.

Mannn your such a nutmeg

Your not big you nutmeg

by Biggest Nutmeg you’ll meet September 08, 2018