Pink nunchuck

Holding it at the base and clubbing a partner with a semi flaccid penis, the sweet spot is hard enough to make a noise but not so hard you can feel the blood rush to your helmet

Smashed kirsty across the face with the pink nunchuck last night, she's wearing sunglasses to work today, got a shiner 😬

by Le on January 26, 2022

jet nunchucks

Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.

Jet nunchucks are very fun :)

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

wii nunchuck

A dildo used for wii boxing.

I beat Matt with my long wii nunchuck.

by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019

Horsecock Nunchucks

Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.

Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*

by HorsecockNunchucks November 23, 2024

Nunchucks

A weapon used in martial arts, usually in taekwondo and sometimes judo.

"look at that ninja, he's swinging those nunchucks all over the place"

by Beatthatthatpuss445 October 18, 2018

dirty nunchuck

When your getting your ass ate out by your gf and getting jerked off and you shit a log in her mouth and nut at the same time.

My gf was a bitch so I gave her a dirty nunchuck

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016