Nord

punch my grandma in the knee, push my mom down the stairs, hit my brother with a cast iron skillet, throw a pan at my grandpas grave

This is what the word Nord means and not Nord VPN
by Nord Man January 3, 2022
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2002 Nord-Ost Siege

An infamous event where a terrorist group took over 800 hostages in a Russian theater. Russian officers responded to this crisis by pumping opioid gas into the poorly ventilated theater, causing every single hostage and terrorist to fall unconscious. Spetsnaz officers then went into the building, shot the terrorists while paramedics tried to retrieve the hostages.

Out of the 800+ hostages 170~ hostages died, all of which were due to suffocation unrelated to opioid overdose. Who would have thought that stacking a bunch of unconscious people on top of each other was bad?
My favorite Russian event was the 2002 Nord-Ost Siege
by Lord Pringlett March 9, 2020
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Nord

He is Nord.
by EatEgg January 3, 2024
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Nord

A vape that has become very popular in early 2019 and most people use it now instead of the breeze, equivalent to popularity of aspire breeze 2.
by Zach.k October 14, 2019
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Nord Anglia

A British network of international schools around the globe that are interconnected via a platform known as Nord Anglia. Most follow the British curriculum, like NAIS Dubai, or Dover Court in Singapore, but there are some that run on different curricula, such as SISS Dubai. A lot of them run from Year 1 to Year 13, like St Andrew's Bangkok, or Prague British International School, but some that start at a specific year, like d'Overbroeck's, which runs from Y7-13, or Nord Anglia International School New York, at which the final year one may be enrolled is Year 9. The schools are generally pretty good quality with good teaching
Do you go to a Nord Anglia school?
Yes, Dover Court
by TheBlazeMaster4 January 3, 2024
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Nord

Someone who says memes or makes you cringe infront of your friends
Yaan: *Says some cringey Jojo engrish bullshit"
Dyan: Bro stop being such a nord
by GapBubble August 24, 2022
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Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.
Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.
by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017
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