noodling

where your noodles don't stick to your fork

jack: what are you doing?

jan: trying to it my noodles, but it keeps noodling

by noodlish July 21, 2017

Noodling

The act of throwing wet noodles or spaghetti in public, especially towards or onto moving vehicles.

For fun or to spread sweet anarchy and intefere with the bourgeoise pigs.

(Doing this may cause traffic incidents which will lead to legal repercussions)

My girlfriend: Yeah i got super high with my friends last night, they were so fucked they went noodling.

by AubreyJams October 19, 2017

Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.

"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."

by AubreyJams October 19, 2017

Noodling

The act of wiggling in bed a warm bed like a noodle.

John was not ready for school because he was too busy noodling in bed.

by Crazykoala May 30, 2018

Noodling

The sexual act of sticking something from your body in a whore that may or may not smell fishy

Man I was down at the mud bog and Courtney was looking good so I went noodling.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodling

The sexual act of sticking a body part in a nasty slut that may or may not smell fishy.

Hey last week at the mud bog I went noodling with Courtney and now my dick smells funky.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodling

When you done to much meth an have no control of how your arms legs head an body move

Alex:Why cant I go to Wal-Mart?

DuhDuh: cause your actin weird.

Alex: what am I doing.

Bro you been noodling all day.

by Dixie nomous October 2, 2019