snow brainer

A blow job with snow in her mouth

Wow, that was a snow brainer.

by Gas_Duck December 17, 2014

brainer kisser

someone who kisses girls who just gave brains(head)

yo,did you hear about Donald kissing that brainer
Yeah, He's a brainer kisser

by J frog November 1, 2008

dumb stinky brainer

the best compliment that can be given to someone

Wow hes such a dumb stinky brainer, I love him!

by Dumbguy47 October 15, 2019

Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

brainer

(noun) the cerebral equivalent of a boner; the act of being intellectually stimulated and titillated; when you have such a tantalizing and mentally arousing thought that your brain gets an erection.

I was scheming last night and devised such an ingenious plan that it gave me a raging brainer.

by Mr_Blue November 20, 2019

Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of either occupational safety or overall health safety standards

Don't be idiotic enough to get wasted and then take to the wheel of a motor vehicle; I mean it's an occupation-brainer in terms of common sense safety standards, no?

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015