by Vaseline on toast April 21, 2019
1. les claypool's character's fantasy band name, meant to be another euphemism like pearl jam
2. a wet, slippery vagina, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency
2. a wet, slippery vagina, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency
by original prankster January 29, 2009
When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.
by Udayweiz December 22, 2019
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023
member of the male persuasion that would rather pleasure himself using petroleum jelly rather than having sex with his girlfriend; see also jason montes.
by puyallup October 8, 2003
by Ping-pong-ball March 2, 2020
When a sports official makes a really bad call that essentially guarantees a win for one team or player, then the tries to make up for it by making an insignificant ruling in favor of the team or player screwed over by the first call. The make-up call is the "vaseline" call because it's meant to lubricate the figurative anal rape of the first call to make it hurt a little less.
The refs in the 2/28/06 FL State - Duke basketball game had instructions to ensure a Seminole win, but at least they gave Duke a vaseline call near the end of the game.
by ghetto blaster October 12, 2006